I feel very cigar boats and lime green t-shirts about this. In fact, I am sitting on the couch in one now (shhh). One to lay my phone on, one for just my legs, one for just my fingers… And nobody to inform me about ruining towels by getting them too wet. So now I can use as many as I want – whenever I want. And best of all, a bathroom closet stocked floor to ceiling with pristine, fluffy, brand new, white towels. It has high ceilings and three bathrooms, and all white walls, and sparkling all white floor tile though out. For you full flow circulatory system people, Miami Vice starred Dakota Johnson’s (ouch) father, and linen sport coats.

“Hmmm, I will take 36 year old references for $100 Alex.” Sometimes I forget how old I am. And then he put it on his head.īut it was all worth it. Heck, I remember in my 20’s guys asked me to help them move and you could carry your end of a water bed frame in one hand, a Schlitz Tall Boy in the other, and one of his girlfriend’s bras in your back pocket.īack in Mexico, Jose ended up doing most of the heavy lifting, and because I didn’t know the Spanish words for “you are the man” I just gave him my Under Armor Golf hat. With elevator assistance.īut I was still exhausted and my finger throbbed like George Jetson’s from pushing the button and sometimes having to hold it. Down to the garage, over three blocks, up to number 317. In four Uber trips (Jose, white VW Vento). It was our 8th relocation in 34 years and it was just from the 5th hole to the 7th hole – so it was quite a bit shorter than our last adventure.Īs you may remember, we left the States, bound for Mexico, with just 8 pieces of luggage.īut somewhere during the last two years of being in the closet together, our backpacks must have Netflixed and Chilled, with our handbags – producing a surprise new family of travel totes and carry-ons. Nevertheless, before we could get into this new place we had to move out of the old one. But I never think about those posers when I am rakishly pressing the button with my nattily dressed elbow. Which would be really cool if it weren’t for the other 15 places also marked PH. It even has a button in the elevator marked “PH” for penthouse. Yes Weezy, we just moved on up to a de-luxe apartment in the sky (assuming clouds start on third floors).

How many lil homies toys in toledo